Whoever made this has won the Internet.
Exhibit A: Goddess.
Exhibit B: What I’m hoping my costume might be like for “Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” later this year.
Corsetière : V-couture
Location : Germany
Nom nom nom
my loan is going to break 30k this year and I still have one more year to go and I think I’m going to cry
Here are some gifs for your life Sarly.
Stupid not having any allowance and not being able to work enough to cover rent so I have to get loan allowance and therefore add 10k onto my loan so I can eat and live in a house. And my postgrad will cost about 8k so that’s great. Thank you for hugs.
That is a horrific amount of money I hope you grow up to be the richest scientist ever.
How do other people not come out with a loan this big? It must be because I have to get my allowance out on it. So bullshit. All I use it for is rent and food it’s not like I’d be asking for much to get it for free :(
It’s okay, my loan is 37k. Most people rack up one about our size.
And Cindy interjects with the fact that her brother’s is about 92k.
WE CAN DO IT IT’S OK
I don’t know what’s going on
Can’t work it out at all
Whatever made you choose me?
I just can’t believe my eyes
You look at me as though
You couldn’t bare to lose me.
Now, no matter where I am
No matter what I do
I see your face appearing
Like an unexpected song
An unexpected song
That only we are hearing
I’m getting a new one! But so many choices. Underbust, or full bust? Long line? What colour? Beaded? Steampunk…?
My life is *so* hard right now…
$68.50 woop woop
Rude. Pretty sure if your partner is worth their salt they won’t go running after someone ‘normal’ and ‘undamaged’ if you let them in and be vulnerable with them.
How dare you not be sweetness and light and have real people feelings! You’re a woman, you’re not meant to make your partner notice you!
And you, boy! We apparently expect you to be such doucherags that you are incapable of the emotional maturity required to be there for your partner if they’re ‘damaged’ or unhappy, and will instead dance off into the distance with someone less /difficult/.
Sarly, I love you.
This…is kinda how it feels for me right now. I feel like I’ve drifted away from everyone, maybe been gently nudged away by some. I know, I have rehearsals, I know, I’m busy a lot right now…but I think I’m still here.
There’s always going to be that wave of ‘…oh…’ when you see a person that you once felt uber-close to, but who now (seemingly) ignores you whenever they see you (last time there was not even a hi, and when I tried to talk to her later she reacted like I was taking up her time by trying) has been out randomly socializing and it’s a situation where you just feel like that would have been nice to know about, even though it was totally unplanned and random so it’s stupid to feel that way in the first place. But you can’t shake it so you have to go to sleep with the thoughts rattling around in your head.
A few months ago she would have picked me up en route without warning.
“How was your day?”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”
You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.